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Fuel Flu Epidemic Sweeping the Globe

Ravaging the globe in biblical proportions is the Fuel Flu epidemic. Early signs include depleted budgets, indecision whether to drive or eat for the day, incessant complaining, and fear of the future.

Transport industries such as trucking, shipping, etc., found a temporary solution to the Fuel Flu – pass the rising fuel costs down to us consumers of such necessities as food, clothing and shelter.

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Non-Surgical Liposuction for Engines

Classic symptoms of engine liposuction candidates:

· Sluggish response · Diminished engine performance · Decreased mileage per gallon · Increased fuel requirements · Increased toxic emissions

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Are You Tired of Trite Tips on Fuel Savings?

In these days of record high fuel prices affecting already stretched budgets, many of us are looking for tips on fuel savings. Unfortunately, most tips are “no-brainers”.

Some suggest staying within posted speed limits because “…the faster you drive, the more fuel you use.” Daah !!! Explain that to a teenager!

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Support Group for Performance-Challenged Engines

The heart of the circulatory system in vehicles is the engine. Your engine could be performance-challenged if it exhibits one or more of these symptoms:

· Chronic Fatigue

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UBiee PowerPill Fe-3 - Prevents Unwanted Carbon Babies in Your Engine

The UBiee Power Pill Fe-3 is the impeccable engine contraceptive that eradicates and prevents future unwanted carbon deposit babies. It is the penultimate, environmentally friendly, engine womb broom.

Have you ever wondered, “Where do carbon babies come from?”

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Vehicular Diuretic - To Use or Not to Use

Diuretics, commonly known as “water pills,” are designed to help eliminate water. In engines, water and fuel are inbred kissing cousins, that when left unsupervised, produce carbon baby abnormalities, e.g., power and performance demise, decreased mileage, increased toxic emissions, increased maintenance applications, and engine fatality.

Who should use an engine diuretic?

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Detoxing Engines Can Save Lives and Money at the Fuel Pump

Does the word “pollution” evoke a passive response from you? I am embarrassed to say that before this article, “pollution” was an impotent word further weakened by its necessity – we depend on engines of all shapes and sizes to function in modern society.

After completion of research, “pollution” now elicits a bittersweet awareness, as it legions an invigorated ominous significance.

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You Wont Have Any "Fun, Fun, Fun" in Your Vehicle Until

…your carbon kids are taken away. In fact, your will be spending your “mun, mun, mun” until those skuzzy little rebels are removed.

Remember the good old days when you drove your brand new vehicle off the lot — the engine purred like a kitten, responded to your slightest touch, you got the miles per gallon claimed on the sticker, and driving was something you looked forward to? You may have even enjoyed being nominated the “designated” driver.

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